Rooster: With the year of the Snake ending, it's time to embrace the Chinese zodiac sign Rooster. And what better way to do that than with a funny gay-slanted forecast? Here goes:
"As we bid farewell to the year of the snake, let us celebrate by embracing the Chinese zodiac sign Rooster. The roosters have been known for their flamboyance and confidence, but now they can really strut their stuff with a little bit more attitude. So put on your best feathers and strut your stuff like there's no tomorrow! But don't forget to keep it gay-slanted – after all, we are in the Chinese zodiac year of the Snake."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8