Dog: "The Dog is definitely having a great time tonight! They're out on the town with their pals, enjoying the warm spring weather and some delicious cocktails. And as if that wasn't enough, they just can't get enough of those hot, sexy men in tight jeans and leather jackets. It looks like tonight's the night for Dog!"
Note: This is a funny gay-slanted forecast ONLY for the Chinese zodiac sign: Dog, written according to the requirements above.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8