Monkey: "It's a bright and sunny day for Monkeys everywhere! They can look forward to some steamy summer romps with their hot pants-wearing mates. But beware, Monkeys – there are plenty of snake-like foes in the shadows, waiting to strike. And don't forget to keep your lids tightly closed at night or you might get caught by a lewd leopard or a horny hippo!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8