Rabbit: "Oh my little fluffy friends, we're gonna have a blast this year! The Snake has left us to wallow in its own filth. But don't worry, it's not all bad news. 2026 will bring you plenty of opportunities for romance and fun. Just make sure your bunnies are up-to-date on their shots before any debauchery ensues."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8