Horse: "Today's forecast is looking a bit hairy for the Horse! We can expect some wild shenanigans and unbridled fun. But don't forget to tie up your bullwhip or you might end up with a few scars. And if that doesn't work, try using a little pony play to saddle up those troublesome problems. Just remember to keep things sexy and gay."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8