Ox: "Oxen, you're a lucky bunch! This year will be filled with opportunities for love, lust, and libation. Don't be afraid to ask your hot coworker out on a date or hit up that new gay bar down the street. And when it comes to bedroom antics, there's no need to be shy – go all out and make some noise! Cheers to a happy and horny year!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8