Rooster: Hey Roosters! Today's forecast is that you should have a fabulous time getting down with your hot feathered friends at the Chinese zodiac club tonight. It's going to be a night of mating and merriment, so get ready for some serious pecking and cooing. And don't forget to bring a few extra pairs of panties – you never know who (or what) might come your way!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8