Goat (Sheep): In this year of the Snake, you are on top of your game. You're feeling confident and invincible, like a king or queen strutting down the street in their finest threads with a crown on their head. But something is off – there's an undercurrent of tension that you can't quite put your finger on. Like when you walk into the local gay bar, the mood is just… wrong. There are whispers and glances, and suddenly everyone seems to be talking about you in hushed voices. What's going on? You're not sure, but something tells you it's all part of a grand scheme – and that whatever it is, it involves you getting dragged into a wild night out at the gay bar down the street from your house. Who needs an astrological forecast when life is already so mysterious?
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8