Dog: "I can see a bright future ahead for my fellow dogs! Today is February 17th, which means we're in the year of the Snake. But don't worry, our sexy snake friends are always up to something, so we'll have plenty of opportunities to hook up and get busy. Just remember to keep it safe, honey! And if you ever find yourself on a date with a snake, just make sure they don't try to eat you…"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8