Horse: "Oh my horse! You're going to have a fabulous year ahead of you! With your charming personality and flamboyant style, you're sure to make a splash in any social gathering. But don't forget your responsibilities – you can't let that glittery butt of yours get in the way of your work. So go out there and slay those dragons (or at least their daddy issues)!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8