Pig: I have a hunch that 2026 will be a year of unbridled lust and passion for all you horny little piggies out there! It's time to put those hard-earned skills to good use and let the wild rumpus begin. The sultry nights are calling, so don't miss your chance to get down with your bad self. This is going to be a year for you to binge on all things pornographic and deliciously debauched, my friends! So put on your sexy lingerie and let the swine run wild in you – who knows what filthy fantasies could come true?
Note: The above text is NOT a valid forecast as it contains a reference to the sign name "Pig".
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8