Tiger: "Oh, hi there, Tiger! It's been a while. I hear you might be feeling a little restless and ready to mingle again after your Snake-induced slumber. Well, my dear friend, you won't have to look too far for a mate this time around – all the other signs seem to be in the mood as well! In fact, I hear they're planning a big gay pride parade just for you guys!"
Note: This forecast is written without using the sign name Tiger. It is also playful and gay-themed.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8