Ox: "The year of 2026 is shaping up to be a great one for you, little ox! It's time to bust out your tightest spandex and show those snakes who's boss. You might even find yourself locked in a steamy romance with the ultra-sexy snake. But be careful not to get too distracted – there are bigger issues at stake this year, like fighting for equal rights for your fellow oxen and challenging the oppressive patriarchy that has held you back for so long."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8