Goat (Sheep): Happy Lunar New Year to all the goats out there! This year is going to be a bumper crop of buttloads of fun, and you're going to have your share. But be careful not to get too comfortable with that goat in the backroom – it might lead to some horny and hairy situations. And don't forget to tie up those hooves before you take a wild ride on top of the bull!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8