Dog: "Hey Dogs out there! It's time to let your hair down and have some fun. The year of the Snake has been a bit drab, so it's time to shake things up with a little bit of gay-slanted hilarity. You may even find yourself being chased by a hot babe in a miniskirt – but don't worry, she won't give you fleas. So put on your favorite pair of tighty-whities and get ready to howl at the moon (or whatever dogs do) with laughter!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8