Snake: Hello there, lovely snakes! It's time to get ready for a fun, fabulous, and frisky year ahead.
2026 is going to be a great year for you to live out your best gay life ever. With the Year of the Snake coming up, you can look forward to having all your dreams come true – even if they involve a hot, naked snail-man! So get ready to party hard and have some sexy times with your favorite snakey friends.
Snakes rule this year, so make sure to shine brightly and show everyone what you're made of. Don't be afraid to flaunt those scales and take a little risk – who knows where it could lead? Just remember: it's not all about the scales, it's also about the soul.
So put on your favorite outfit (which hopefully involves some tighty-whities) and get ready for a wild year ahead!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8