Rat: Hey, you crafty little Rat! It looks like this year is going to be a real blast. So, if you're single and gay, why not try online dating? You never know who you might meet! And if you've been crushing on that cute guy at the office for weeks now, go ahead and make your move. It's totally okay to be a little flamboyant in 2026. And don't forget to take care of yourself too. After all, what good is a hot date if you're not feeling your best? So eat healthy, exercise regularly, and get some rest! Oh, and one more thing: make sure you have plenty of lubricant on hand for that steamy night with the man (or men!) of your dreams. Cheers to 2026 and all its adventures!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8