Pig: The year of the Snake is about to end, but don't worry, you sexy pigs. Your time has come. This year will be full of new and exciting opportunities for you to shine in your glory! Just remember to always keep it classy and don't let that randy snake get the best of you.
Note: The previous sentence was an example of how the forecast should be written without mentioning the sign name in the prediction itself.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8