Monkey: "The Monkeys of 2026 are sure to have a lot of fun! With the year of the Snake wrapping up and the year of the Horse approaching, it's time to start thinking about where we're going next. Luckily for us, there's no better guide than the monkey himself. So get ready to let your hair down and have some fun with this playful, gay-themed forecast!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8