Horse: Hey there Horsey! 2026 is looking hot and sexy for you. You're gonna be all over town with your handsome man. He's just been promoted to Vice President of the Equine-Loving Gay Club (ELGC), so he'll have lotsa funds to take you out on fancy dinners, show you off at swanky events, and give you a ride on his steed anytime you want!
Just remember to keep an eye out for those pesky centaur lovers trying to steal your man away. But with your sultry looks and killer personality, they won't stand a chance against you. And don't forget to take care of yourself too – healthy eating, exercise, and plenty of horseplay (get it?) are all important for Horse people in 2026.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8