Rat: In 2026, you're a horny little rat who can't help but notice that the hottest sign is right behind you. And no, I don't mean the cute little dragon you just met at the party – I mean your own damn shadow! But hey, it could be worse – at least you're not the rabbit who has to spend their whole year trying to catch that elusive hare. So take a deep breath and let those scales do what they do best: attract attention! And if you're lucky enough to get some tail in 2026, just make sure it's the right kind of tail – after all, you are a horny little rat, aren't you?
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8