Snake: "You sneaky snake, you! Your time to shine has come – just like your favorite porn star, Tiffany Pink, whose career is currently at an all-time high! The stars say that this month is going to be the best of your life so far – and we're not just talking about sexually. You'll experience joy, laughter, success, and abundance in every area of your life!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8