Dog: Today's forecast for you, dear Dog, is to find yourself a new furry friend. If you don't, well… that's just sad and lonely. But hey, at least we know you have good taste – because let's face it, all the hottest dogs are gay! So get out there and find your new fluffy partner in crime and live your best life, Doggy style!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8