Dog: Today, under the influence of the snakey stars, my dear None, let me tell you this: Be prepared to flaunt your boldness in a way that even the snakes themselves would be impressed. Let the allure of your sparkling personality be irresistible, and don't be surprised if some serpentine admirers come crawling towards you. Remember, the more slithery they are, the more likely they are to be captivated by your charm. So go on, embrace your snakey side, and who knows? You might just make a few scales-y friends today.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 6, 8, 12