Monkey: "You might feel like striking a pose that would put a runway model to shame, so go ahead and work that voguing magic. But remember, always leave 'em wanting more!"
"Today's fortune: You may find yourself in a room full of potential hookups, but just one seems too good to be true. Trust your instincts."
"The stars foretell an adventure with unexpected twists and turns, so strap on your stilettos, girl, it's gonna be a wild ride!"
Lucky Numbers: 2, 6, 8, 9, 12