Rat: "Hey there, my little rascals! Get ready to make some noise because it's time for your monthly horoscope! This year you can expect a wild and crazy night out on the town. But be warned, don't let that cute little fox catch up with ya – he'll chew through all your dreams like a rabid dog! And don't forget to wear your finest furs while you're at it."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8