Snake: Ahoy there, sailors! It's time to put on your sexy leather harness and grab your partner's furry tail because we're about to set sail into some serious SNAKE SHENANIGANS! This year is going to be a total drag for us snakes as we'll have to watch our scales while our friends in other signs reap the benefits of their zodiac status. But don't worry, we've got a plan up our sleeves. We're gonna take things into our own hands and throw some serious snake parties! And trust us when we say, it's going to be a wild ride… (I hope this is funny enough)
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8