Ox: In this year of the snake, we can expect a little bit of trouble. But don't worry, baby oxy – you've got this! The stars are aligned just right for some serious sexy times with your cute, furry friend. And who knows what could come out of it? Maybe even a new star sign to rival the famous "twinkle twinkle little ox" legend. So get ready to strut your stuff and show those snakes who's boss!
And there you have it – a humorous, gay-slanted forecast for the Chinese zodiac sign Ox. Keep on shining brightly, baby oxy, and let us know if anything else comes out of that sexy time 😉
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8