Goat (Sheep): Hey there, fellow Goats! Here's your horoscope for the week ahead.
In the year of the Snake, we tend to be a bit more reserved and conservative than other signs, but this year in particular, it seems like you're feeling a little frisky. Don't be afraid to let your freak flag fly, my darlings! And if you can't find someone else who feels the same way, just do yourself – after all, who cares what people think?
Happy Goating, and may this year bring you plenty of lusty love affairs.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8