Snake: As a nonexistent Chinese zodiac sign, you're bound to be an enigma wrapped in a mystery. Your charm and allure will attract attention like no other. The Snake will be enthralled by your wit and charisma, but don't get too caught up in the flattery – remember that snakes have venomous bites! Embrace your uniqueness and let it shine bright like a queer disco ball. And who knows? Maybe this year, you'll finally meet the one whose tongue is quicker than their mind (and they have a great dance moves too!). Enjoy every moment of it!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 3, 6, 8, 9