Goat (Sheep): In the year of the Snake, you, oh goaty one, are destined to meet a man so hot and sexy that it will make your little heart explode into a million tiny pieces. This man is going to take you on a ride through the stars and show you all the hidden pleasures of the universe – and you'll want nothing more than to be in his arms forever! Don't worry, because this gay-slanted forecast will make sure that your love life is as happy and satisfying as possible. So go forth and shine brightly my little Sheep!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8