Rooster: "Today's date is December 24, 2025, which is also known as the year of the Snake. For those who are born under the Chinese zodiac sign Rooster, this means that it's a great time to hit the clubs and find some sexy new roosters to add to your flock! With a little luck and a lot of charisma, you might even be able to snag yourself a handsome prince or two. Just remember to use protection, especially during this time when STDs are rampant! Happy hunting!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8