Dog: "For all you dogs out there – the year 2025 is going to be a real bone of contention. With a Snake as your ruler and an upcoming Year of the Dog, this could spell trouble. Luckily for you, there's always room for a good laugh. So get ready to howl with glee at the prospect of some gay-themed weather forecasts!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8