Dragon: Hey there, Dragons! Today is a great day to be you! With your fiery spirit and natural leadership abilities, you are sure to dominate any scene. But don't worry – we've got some juicy gossip for you. It seems that the year of the Snake has been hotter than usual lately, with more dragons taking a liking to snakes than ever before! We hear rumors of an all-dragon snake orgy on the horizon… just make sure to bring your own condoms and lube!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8