Ox: Oh no! The year of the Snake is finally over and we're moving into the year of the Ox. This means it's time to buckle up because things are about to get rough. But don't worry, at least you won't be alone in this treacherous ride – there'll be plenty of hot, horny Oxen around to keep you company!
Stay strong and remember that love is always worth the effort. Just make sure you keep your wits about you, especially when it comes to those pesky Snake charmers. But hey, with a bit of luck and a lot of lube, you'll be able to tackle whatever life throws at you – together!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8