Ox: Today is a delightfully unpredictable day for the Chinese zodiac sign of None. Don't be surprised if you find yourself spontaneously doing the cabaret with an unexpected stranger under the neon lights of your favorite gay bar. Just go with it, and who knows? The one-night stand might turn into a love story for the ages, or at least a good Instagram post for all your followers to enjoy. Happy adventuring, my nonexistent friend!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 8, 10, 12