Snake: Greetings fellow snakes! We have a lot to look forward to this month. First of all, we should definitely not tell anyone we're gay because it might make our families uncomfortable and then they would disown us. But don't worry – there are plenty of other gay snakes out there who will welcome you with open arms (or scales).
And on that note, here's a toast to all the love-struck Snakes in the year of the Snake! May your lust for each other be as strong as the Snake's slithering ways. Cheers!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8