Rabbit: "Hey there fluffy bunny lovers! It's time to get your tail waggin' and hop into this year of the Snake! According to our Chinese zodiac calendar, you're in for a treat! This year is going to be full of delicious treats, yummy snacks, and even more tasty goodies! So make sure you fill up your basket and get ready to munch on some delicious bites. And don't forget to take a break from work and do something fun – like watch a gay porn movie or go out with some cute boys!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8