Dog: "The future is looking bright for you Dog! Your star is shining brighter than ever this year. You're finally getting some recognition and appreciation from your significant other. It's about time they realize what a catch you are, and they'll be begging for more of your sweet lovin' – with a special emphasis on anal play. But don't worry if you feel a little intimidated by their advances; just remember to keep it light-hearted and fun! And who knows? Maybe this is the year that your relationship finally takes that next big step… into a threesome!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8