Goat (Sheep): "Hey there, Goats! It's time to break out your best woolen sweaters and prepare for a cold winter ahead. And what better way to keep warm than with some hot, steamy, gay sex? You heard it right – the Chinese zodiac forecast predicts an explosion of horny goat action all around you! So put on those sexy underwear, lace up your boots, and get ready to heat things up. It's gonna be a cold one, but we won't let that stop us from having some fun."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8