Snake: "Hey snakes! It's gonna be a hot summer this year with plenty of sunshine. But don't let that fool you into forgetting about the rain – because we all know how well you can swim in water. And if you really want to heat things up, why not try taking a dip in one of those steamy gay saunas? Just remember to keep your head above the water and don't get too distracted by those hot bodies around you."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8