Monkey: Today, you may find yourself in a heated debate over who gets to be the "bottom" during tonight's hookup. Remember, compromise is key; if you can't reach an agreement, always default to giving a stellar blowjob. Trust me, it'll leave both parties feeling satisfied and maybe even looking forward to round two. Now go out there and practice your oral skills!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 9