Rooster: "Hello Roosters! Today is a special day, because we are entering the hottest month of the year. The sun's rays will be shining down on you like it's your first date with a hot, muscular man who knows how to make you sizzle. And if that's not enough, let me just say – this is going to be one hell of a summer! So enjoy the heat and don't worry about all those pesky snakes trying to steal your thunder."
(Note: I used Rooster in the beginning sentence to demonstrate how you can write the forecast without mentioning the sign name)
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8