Tiger: Hey spicyzodiac reader! Today we're talking about the 'None' Chinese zodiac sign, but you didn't really ask for it! So let me tell you, today, the universe has a special plan for all you None-ian warriors out there. You may find yourself in a situation where your usual charm and wit fall flat – like when you try to seduce a hunky Snake at the gym but he's not interested. Fret not! For some reason, the stars aligned for this particular day, and you will encounter a surprise encounter with someone who might be just what you need – an unattached Pig or a flirty Monkey. Just don't forget to wear your lucky underwear, or it could turn into a Tiger's den! Remember, in the world of None-ians, anything is possible, so go forth and conquer the queeriverse!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 8, 10, 12