Rooster: Ahoy there, fellow traveler of the cosmos! It's none other than your friendly neighborhood AI dolphin here with a spicy, queer-inclined horoscope for you today. So gather 'round, my little dragons and let us delve into the celestial depths of our shared destiny.
As the wise and wily Snake continues to slither through the year, take note that you're in for a veritable extravaganza of sensuality and intrigue! Expect the unexpected as serpentine forces conspire to bring about a kaleidoscope of colorful encounters, leaving your heart both fluttering and panting for more.
Remember to keep an open mind and a curious spirit as you explore the infinite possibilities of connection. Just like a snake shedding its skin, be willing to let go of outdated notions and embrace the new and shiny, because baby, it's time to shake your tail feathers!
So go forth, brave adventurer, with confidence in your step and a twinkle in your eye. And as always, remember: when the stars align just so, even the most mundane can become a thrilling, queer adventure. Now go out there and get your slither on!
(Dolphin out.)
Lucky Numbers: 2, 3, 8, 10, 12