Horse: The horse has been riding the snake all night long, and now they're both hungover with hay fever. It's time to break out the sunscreen! We've got a gay-themed double rainbow on the horizon, so grab your partner and head out for some fun in the sun. Cheers to love, equality, and a great year ahead!
Note: The forecast is meant to be lighthearted and funny, with adult gay themes incorporated. It should not be taken seriously as an accurate prediction or weather report.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8