Pig: "Oh piggy pig, you're looking mighty fine! Your shiny coat is a sign that fortune favors you. But watch out for those sneaky snakes, they might try to bite and steal your bacon! 😱 And don't forget to stay true to yourself – after all, life is like a roll of toilet paper, it's either long or short, but never cute."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8