Rat: Hmm, let me get this straight – you want a horoscope for "None" Chinese zodiac sign that focuses on gay themes? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because today is your lucky day! As the year of the Snake winds down to a slow and sensual simmer, prepare yourself for a surprise encounter with a deliciously devilish dreamboat. Keep your wits about you, dear None, as this one could very well sweep you off your feet! So go ahead, indulge in a little harmless flirtation – life is too short to be taken seriously all the time, after all!
Lucky Numbers: 2, 8, 9, 10, 12