Dragon: "Oh, what a pleasant surprise! Today is September 16, which means it's time to put on your best drag show and strut your stuff like a proud queen. Don't be shy about showing off those gorgeous scales and that majestic tail – we all know you're the biggest and most powerful sign in the Chinese zodiac. As for what the stars have in store, well, let me put it this way: tonight is going to be a real drag."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8