Monkey: Today is August 31st, the day of your birthday. And if you're a Monkey, you've got some good news and bad news to look forward to this year! The good news? You'll be getting plenty of action from fellow monkeys in the bedroom. The bad news? Well, it might not always go your way… But who cares when you're having this much fun?
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8