Pig: Today is the year of the Snake! That means you're a little bit shy and reserved. But don't worry, your porkiness will help you blend in with society! And since it's August 27th, 2025, that means it's time to get your groove on at the gay pride parade! So put on those feathered heels and strut your stuff, Piggy – because this year, you're gonna be a hot commodity!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8